Best known from his most recent work The Discovery of Dragons, Rowland W. Greasebeam, B.Sc. (Serp.), F.R.Aud. (Melb.) is a late 19th Century professor of Serpentology whose works include:

You may have heard some of the foul and defamatory remarks that have been made against Dr. Greasebeam by his one-time colleague Marty G. Fibblewitz. Be advised that these are simply the result of professional jealousy, as well as "professor" Fibblewitz's well known mental instability which lead to the famous Fibblewitz Intergalactic Theory of Dragon Distribution and similar crackpot ideas.

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