Mirabellia Crumbsuckler

Mirabellia Crumbsuckler resides in a secluded penthouse suite wherein she has questionable relations with her large black doberman pincer, John Thomas Longfellow. Her favorite activities include spending time with her Uncle Severin and his boy Tiki,. lounging in the opium den and turning cows and ducks upside down.

Mirabellia has made a pact with the devil. In exchange for her long, flowing black hair upon the moment of her untimely death, she has recieved a special dispensation. from the Pope to gather a militia-like group of assassins whom, upon her giving the word, will ravage the countryside slaughtering pidgeons and sparrows..