Overheard at the [cash register], while waiting in line at the "Everything's 99 cents" store.

customer: How much is this?

Cashier: It's 99 cents.

customer: Oh, What about this? How much is this?

Cashier: That one's 99 cents too, everything is 99 cents.

customer: Oh... So how much is this one? You know I couldn't find [price tag]s on anything.

Cashier: Everything is 99 cents! That's 99 cents, thats 99 cents, even this is 99 cents! Everything is 99 cents!

customer: Well, you don't have to get all [snippety]! I don't know how you expect anyone to know what anything costs if you don't put price tags on [stuff]!

Cashier: Ma'm, [where do all the sock gos that disapear|do you know where you are?] This is the "Everything's 99 Cents" store. Everything we sell costs 99 cents!

customer: [I hope a monkey steals a car and runs you over!|I don't like your attitude]. I don't care how much it costs. If you want people to know what the price is you should put price tags on your goods. [stupid people|You don't have to be so rude]!

Cashier: I'm going on my break.

At this point the [cashier] just walked away from the cash register and dissapeared out the door. The lady asking all the question made a huge [fuss], but I missed the rest. I had to leave the store because I was [laughing] so hard.

I assure you, everything is 99 cents