Imagine a wrestling ring.
Put a steel cage around it.
Put an electric chair in the center of the ring, inside a mini-cell.
Put a lever for said electric chair on one of the walls of the steel
Put Vader, Diamond Studd (Scott Hall), Abdullah the Butcher,
Cactus Jack, Sting, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, and El Gigante
(Giant Gonzalez) in the cage.
Have the only way to win be to strap one of your opponents into the
electric chair and electrocute him.
Make it the opening match.
Anyone who doubts that such a thing could come to be grossly underestimates
the inherent stupidity of World Championship Wrestling.
And so, at Halloween Havoc '91, the aptly-titled Chamber of Horrors
match kicked off the show. Horrible for the audience, of course,
not for the wrestlers. The camera work is awful, there is absolutely
no room to do ANYTHING because of the cages and the chair, and, as we all
know, Giant Gonzalez is the Worst Wrestler On Earth and his mere presence
in the state of Tennessee on the night of the show would've been more
than enough to guarantee a poor match.
This one pretty much falls into the vaunted "DON'T WATCH THIS MATCH,