Soooo sometimes my girlfriend likes to bite my butt--not hard enough to hurt or anything, but the disconcerting thing is that sometimes afterwards she gamely informs me that she'd love to make a pot roast out of my butt. Sometimes she'll notice my butt as I bend over to pluck a weed or get something from a low drawer and, as she walks by, she'll squeal out "pot roast!!" And then, with a wink, "yum yum!!"

That would be enough, but last week we were gazing lovingly into each others' eyes, and suddenly she breathlessly whispered, "you have such beautiful eyes, I'd love to make a pair of earrings out of them." And I was like, "um, okeeeey." And then, just this morning, we were just sort of sleeping in and snuggling, and she dreamily mumbled, "it'd be so nice to make a blanket from your skin." I mentioned this later, and she amended her desire to "a snuggee" because "it would already have the sleeves."

I mean, I know she's just kidding around but.... wait, she is just kidding around, right?

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