Soooo sometimes my girlfriend likes to bite my butt
--not hard enough to hurt or anything, but the disconcerting thing is that sometimes afterwards
she gamely informs me that she'd love to make a pot roast
out of my butt. Sometimes she'll notice my butt as I bend over to pluck a weed or get something from a low drawer and, as she walks by, she'll squeal out "pot roast!!" And then, with a wink
, "yum yum!!"
That would be enough, but last week we were gazing lovingly into each others' eyes, and suddenly she breathlessly whispered, "you have such beautiful eyes
, I'd love to make a pair of earrings
out of them." And I was like, "um, okeeeey." And then, just this morning, we were just sort of sleeping
in and snuggling
, and she dreamily mumbled, "it'd be so nice to make a blanket
from your skin
." I mentioned this later, and she amended her desire to "a snuggee
" because "it would already have the sleeves.
I mean, I know she's just kidding
around but.... wait, she is
just kidding around, right?