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  • E2 Podcast Season 7, Episode 2

    Evil Catullus and Montag present spooky readings from Everything, for Halloween 2013. This podcast features:

    • Jet-Poop reading 'Beggars' Night' by Lucy-S
    • Oolong reading 'Parasitic Crustacean Tongue Replacement' by enth
    • Uberbanana reading 'Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot' by ClockworkGrue
    • Montag reading 'I eat every day with a ravenous appetite' by Evil Catullus
    • The Custodian reading 'There's a Void in your eyes that only you cannot see' by Zephronias
    This podcast is hosted on SoundCloud.

  • E2 Podcast Season 7, Episode 1

    Evil Catullus and Montag present a collection of very different readings from members of Everything2.

    • We start with 'Naka Michi', a poem set to music by JohnnyGoodyear
    • waverider37 discusses the concept of a 365 Project
    • Jet-Poop reads his spectacularly creepy 'Autumn Straw'
    • bwerdmuller brings us Glowing Fish's rant about MySpace
    • Oolong reads ZorroBandito's notes on the curious yellow-billed magpie
    • The podcast closes with Tales of MYSTERY and the UNEXPLAINED by the late WolfDaddy, read by Jet-Poop
    This podcast is hosted on SoundCloud.

  • E2 Podcast Season 6, Episode 3

    The second Everything2 Podcast of 2012, presented by Montag and Evil Catullus. A mix of stories, poetry, songs and... other writing. Featuring:

    • Tom Rook, reading his own poem 'the wise mapmaker omits his home'
    • bwerdmuller, reading Retina's 'I am 22 years old'
    • grundoon, lizardinlaw and general singular performing 'Mr. Noah' and 'Angel from Montgomery'
    • Bitriot, reading lblack's 'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals'
    • StuartO))) reading The Custodian's 'hymns of detonated twilights along toxic shores'
    • Oolong reading his own poem 'Dark Chocolate'
    • StuartO))) performing the collaborative sea shanty 'The Ballad of Mark the Kramer'
    This episode was produced by Oolong and is hosted on SoundCloud.

  • E2 Podcast Season 6, Episode 2

    Following the great success of ScienceQuest 2012, the first podcast of 2012 is a science special presented by Montag, produced by Oolong and featuring the following readings:

    • Star Power by Oolong, read by Jet-Poop
    • Electron by Webster 1913, read by BaronWR
    • Don't terraform Mars, terraform the Sahara by Montag, read by decoy hunches
    • Aerial Plankton by e2reneta, read by the author
    • Diurnal Vertical Migration written and read by Oolong, with Diurnal Migration written and performed by Hannah Werdmuller (aka hanjabanja)
    • John von Neumann by Teiresias, read by IWhoSawTheFace
    • Stuxnet by mauler, read by StuartO)))

  • E2 Podcast Season 6, Episode 1

    The last E2 Podcast of 2011, the first to be read by an Englishman, and the last before the site leaves the hands of its original founders.

    • So There's This Guy by Intentions, read by tentative
    • Mike the Talking Chicken Finds Out some Disturbing Shit by artman2003, read by Junkill and friends
    • Jet-Poop reading his own Lynchburg Lemonade
    • Technicolor Sky by 'everyone'
    • The Ladybird Uprising of 1976, written and read by Oolong

  • E2 Podcast Season 5 Episode 3

    RoguePoet presents...

    • Me and Sue and Ricky and God, written by DonJaime and read by Bitriot
    • Renee was a Princess and Schrodinger's Girlfriend read by Junkill
    • Wisenheimer by e2reneta, read by Oolong
    • River Titan Bokamba, written and read by RoguePoet
    • Sex, Grandmothers, and Videotape by museman, read by ChristineWinter
    • Some Advice on Being a Man, Courtesy Grandpa by vonCube, read by Jet-Poop

  • E2 Podcast Season 5, Episode 2

    Hosted by the heavily-armed Junkill

    • Cassandra written and read by Tom Rook
    • Tapetum lucidum by ignis_glaciesque read by Junkill
    • A birthday greeting to Everything2 from Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat) by waverider37, tentative, Viki, BlackPawn, CrimsonRose
    • The King, Multidimensional by Jet-Poop read by Oolong
    • Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker by igloowhite read by Jet-Poop

  • E2 Podcast Season 5, Episode 1

    Ten years of lesbians, monkeys and soy!

    • Bitches with glitches by witchiepoo (read by GhettoAardvark)
    • Free, Standing by sam512 (read by The Custodian)
    • Cleaning a horse's sheath by tentative (read by the author)
    • The $14 million dollar orgasm by Hazelnut (read by the author)
    • Witches are tricky. Ask the villagers. by Bitriot (read by Jet-Poop)
    • Fictional Black African-American DC animated Superheroes with the power to manipulate electricity by rootbeer277 (read by the author)

  • E2 Podcast Season 4, Episode 3

    The third episode in the so-what-if-it's-incorrectly-named 'season 4' of the E2 podcasts.

    • Down with this sort of thing! by futurebird (read by Oolong)
    • Randy Pausch by waverider37 (read by the author)
    • I like this. It's pretty. by Chras4 (read by Junkill)
    • Why are people afraid of touching? by tentative (read by Nadine_2)
    • A "behind the barn" sort of thing by golFUR (read by The Custodian)

  • E2 Podcast Season 4, Episode 2

    The second episode in the probably-incorrectly-named 'season 4' of The Everything2 podcast.

    • Everything Stops for Tea by Junkill (read by the author)
    • Drinking From the Water Hose by jessicapierce (read by liveforever)
    • Waiting is the only part by just1wheat (read by OldMiner)
    • (prayer for the departed) by dem bones (read by Dimview)
    • Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear by The Custodian (read by the author)

  • E2 Podcast Season 4, Episode 1

    The 2008 Hallowe'en Podcast, hosted by Junkill.

    • When Frogs go Bad by RalphyK, read by Oolong
    • Where is your God now? by SyntaxVorlon, read by Junkill
    • The Raven (The Edgar Allan Porn version), read by The Custodian

  • E2 Podcast Season 3, Episode 2

    The final of the original series created by Heisenberg. The tradition was taken up later in up later in Season 4 as a group project by podpeople.

    • Who are wise in love, love most, say least by Bitriot, read by Ancientsnow
    • I fear that you are planning an aerodynamic mythological coup. I pray this does not interfere with our dinner plans. by Rancid_Pickle, read by Lord Brawl
    • Tits on a Keyboard, by jessicapierce, performed by DonJaime
    • The story of broken blood vessels by alyssa-cruz, read by maxClimb

  • E2 Podcast Season 3, Episode 1

    Hosted by the inestimable Heisenberg.

    • Aurora Australis by Iceowl, produced magnificently by JellyFishGreen.
    • I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life. by junkpile, read by Panamaus.
    • Katie, formerly known as Wolf by Prole, read by Aerobe
    • We are the ghosts of the singing furies by Byzantine, read by Krenseby.
    • The Everything2 Panel with Whiskeydaemon and Riverrun on E2 as Therapy.

  • E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 12

    • Happy (SEASON) to you, (ACQUAINTANCE NAME)! by Quizro, read by Spiregrain
    • The pwning of Judas by Dimview, read by Junkill
    • I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up by Mojo, read by The Custodian
    • knots and ribbons at the ends of her arms(ButterfingerMcFlurried Remix) by Angela , performed by GentlemanJim

  • E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 11

    • Canada Boy Kohlcass, read by Iwhosawtheface
    • Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?, by Iwhosawtheface, read by Kohlcass
    • The Price of Love by C-Dawg, read by the author
    • This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns by Yossarian, read by The Custodian

  • E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 10

    • Fritz the Cat by rootbeer277, read by himself
    • peeps cellar by oakling, read by (?) herself
    • So I soloed the Airplane by Wiccanpiper, read by Wrinkly
    • March 9, 2003 by Sam512, read by himself
    • Intestine Conspiracies by FerreroNutella, read by kthejoker

  • E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 9

    • Adven Turing by JohnnyGoodyear, probably read by himself
    • Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking by AudieMcCall, read by Junkill
    • Homologous Series by Waverider37, read by himself
    • You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind. by Angela, read by herself
    • jackie boy by Henry Flower, read by Bitriot
    • God Algorithm by Aphexious, read at the Portland Nodeslam

  • E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 8

    • novel by mw, read by paraclete
    • nathan, this is unacceptable by dem bones, read by angela
    • interview with Lord Brawl
    • Going to Kevin's, by lovejoyman

  • E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 7

    • She does not know how much I need this, by deep thought, read by the custodian.
    • EURion Constellation by Spiregrain, read by the author.
    • Choose your words carefully; now throw them away by yossarian, read by Eien_Meru
    • This bridge that is my back and Imogene, by dannye, read by the man himself
    • untitled, by footprints
    • Cocoa Pebbles by generic-man

  • E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 6

    • The future like a corpse in snow by sockpuppet, read by The Custodian
    • God slipped away quietly, during third period physics class by hunt05, read by KtheJoker
    • Glass Houses by Jack, read by the author
    • Tales of MYSTERY and the UNEXPLAINED by WolfDaddy, read by Jet-Poop

  • E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 5

    • Counting in Breton, read and written by themanwho
    • Why is there no Moloch13 by Moloch36, read by Angela
    • How to set yourself on Fire, read and written by SharQ
    • Some of our friends are three minutes long by etouffee, read by Angela
    • The Bear FAQ by dpride, read by Craze
    • Kevin Keegan Perm by mgriffithsuk

  • E2 Podcast, Season 1 Episode 4

    • Lost in Translation by Brooks Marlin, read by the author
    • Jenga by TenMinJoe, read by the author
    • Wrap Up In Noder Love: An E2 Craft Project and Fundraiser by Hyphenated
    • Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder by Djuxtaposition, read by The Custodian

  • E2 Podcast, Season 1 Episode 3

    • Geminids by Doyle, read by litlebertha
    • Only child: Downside by Dannye, read by Jet-Poop
    • Interview with Eien_Meru
    • There goes the neighborhood! 2: Unfinished Business by Izubachi, read by the author
    • Things men want when they're drunk by Mike626

  • E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 2

    Heisenberg reads Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide by Paraclete, January 22, 2004 by Lovejoyman and He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there by McSey.

  • E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 1

    In the first ever E2 Podcast, Heisenberg reads Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide by Paraclete, January 22, 2004 by Lovejoyman and He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there by McSey.

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