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E2 Podcast Season 7, Episode 2

Evil Catullus and Montag present spooky readings from Everything, for Halloween 2013. This podcast features:

• Jet-Poop reading 'Beggars' Night' by Lucy-S
• Oolong reading 'Parasitic Crustacean Tongue Replacement' by enth
• Uberbanana reading 'Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot' by ClockworkGrue
• Montag reading 'I eat every day with a ravenous appetite' by Evil Catullus
• The Custodian reading 'There's a Void in your eyes that only you cannot see' by Zephronias

E2 Podcast Season 7, Episode 1

Evil Catullus and Montag present a collection of very different readings from members of Everything2.

• We start with 'Naka Michi', a poem set to music by JohnnyGoodyear
• waverider37 discusses the concept of a 365 Project
• Jet-Poop reads his spectacularly creepy 'Autumn Straw'
• bwerdmuller brings us Glowing Fish's rant about MySpace
• Oolong reads ZorroBandito's notes on the curious yellow-billed magpie
• The podcast closes with Tales of MYSTERY and the UNEXPLAINED by the late WolfDaddy, read by Jet-Poop

E2 Podcast Season 6, Episode 3

The second Everything2 Podcast of 2012, presented by Montag and Evil Catullus. A mix of stories, poetry, songs and... other writing. Featuring:

• Tom Rook, reading his own poem 'the wise mapmaker omits his home'
• bwerdmuller, reading Retina's 'I am 22 years old'
• grundoon, lizardinlaw and general singular performing 'Mr. Noah' and 'Angel from Montgomery'
• Bitriot, reading lblack's 'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals'
• StuartO))) reading The Custodian's 'hymns of detonated twilights along toxic shores'
• Oolong reading his own poem 'Dark Chocolate'
• StuartO))) performing the collaborative sea shanty 'The Ballad of Mark the Kramer'

E2 Podcast Season 6, Episode 2

Following the great success of ScienceQuest 2012, the first podcast of 2012 is a science special presented by Montag, produced by Oolong and featuring the following readings:

• Star Power by Oolong, read by Jet-Poop
• Electron by Webster 1913, read by BaronWR
• Don't terraform Mars, terraform the Sahara by Montag, read by decoy hunches
• Aerial Plankton by e2reneta, read by the author
• Diurnal Vertical Migration written and read by Oolong, with Diurnal Migration written and performed by Hannah Werdmuller (aka hanjabanja)
• John von Neumann by Teiresias, read by IWhoSawTheFace
• Stuxnet by mauler, read by StuartO)))

E2 Podcast Season 6, Episode 1

The last E2 Podcast of 2011, the first to be read by an Englishman, and the last before the site leaves the hands of its original founders.

• So There's This Guy by Intentions, read by tentative
• Mike the Talking Chicken Finds Out some Disturbing Shit by artman2003, read by Junkill and friends
• Jet-Poop reading his own Lynchburg Lemonade
• Technicolor Sky by 'everyone'
• The Ladybird Uprising of 1976, written and read by Oolong

E2 Podcast Season 5 Episode 3

RoguePoet presents...

• Me and Sue and Ricky and God, written by DonJaime and read by Bitriot
• Renee was a Princess and Schrodinger's Girlfriend read by Junkill
• Wisenheimer by e2reneta, read by Oolong
• River Titan Bokamba, written and read by RoguePoet
• Sex, Grandmothers, and Videotape by museman, read by ChristineWinter
• Some Advice on Being a Man, Courtesy Grandpa by vonCube, read by Jet-Poop

E2 Podcast Season 5, Episode 2

Hosted by the heavily-armed Junkill

• Cassandra written and read by Tom Rook
• Tapetum lucidum by ignis_glaciesque read by Junkill
• A birthday greeting to Everything2 from Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat) by waverider37, tentative, Viki, BlackPawn, CrimsonRose
• The King, Multidimensional by Jet-Poop read by Oolong
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker by igloowhite read by Jet-Poop

E2 Podcast Season 5, Episode 1

Ten years of lesbians, monkeys and soy!

• Bitches with glitches by witchiepoo (read by GhettoAardvark)
• Free, Standing by sam512 (read by The Custodian)
• Cleaning a horse's sheath by tentative (read by the author)
• The $14 million dollar orgasm by Hazelnut (read by the author)
• Witches are tricky. Ask the villagers. by Bitriot (read by Jet-Poop)
• Fictional Black African-American DC animated Superheroes with the power to manipulate electricity by rootbeer277 (read by the author)

E2 Podcast Season 4, Episode 3

The third episode in the so-what-if-it's-incorrectly-named 'season 4' of the E2 podcasts.

• Down with this sort of thing! by futurebird (read by Oolong)
• Randy Pausch by waverider37 (read by the author)
• I like this. It's pretty. by Chras4 (read by Junkill)
• Why are people afraid of touching? by tentative (read by Nadine_2)
• A "behind the barn" sort of thing by golFUR (read by The Custodian)

E2 Podcast Season 4, Episode 2

The second episode in the probably-incorrectly-named 'season 4' of The Everything2 podcast.

• Everything Stops for Tea by Junkill (read by the author)
• Drinking From the Water Hose by jessicapierce (read by liveforever)
• Waiting is the only part by just1wheat (read by OldMiner)
• (prayer for the departed) by dem bones (read by Dimview)
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear by The Custodian (read by the author)

E2 Podcast Season 4, Episode 1

The 2008 Hallowe'en Podcast, hosted by Junkill.

• When Frogs go Bad by RalphyK, read by Oolong
• Where is your God now? by SyntaxVorlon, read by Junkill
• The Raven (The Edgar Allan Porn version), read by The Custodian

E2 Podcast Season 3, Episode 2

The final of the original series created by Heisenberg. The tradition was taken up later in up later in Season 4 as a group project by podpeople.

• Who are wise in love, love most, say least by Bitriot, read by Ancientsnow
• I fear that you are planning an aerodynamic mythological coup. I pray this does not interfere with our dinner plans. by Rancid_Pickle, read by Lord Brawl
• Tits on a Keyboard, by jessicapierce, performed by DonJaime
• The story of broken blood vessels by alyssa-cruz, read by maxClimb

E2 Podcast Season 3, Episode 1

Hosted by the inestimable Heisenberg.

• Aurora Australis by Iceowl, produced magnificently by JellyFishGreen.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life. by junkpile, read by Panamaus.
• Katie, formerly known as Wolf by Prole, read by Aerobe
• We are the ghosts of the singing furies by Byzantine, read by Krenseby.
• The Everything2 Panel with Whiskeydaemon and Riverrun on E2 as Therapy.

E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 12

• Happy (SEASON) to you, (ACQUAINTANCE NAME)! by Quizro, read by Spiregrain
• The pwning of Judas by Dimview, read by Junkill
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up by Mojo, read by The Custodian
• knots and ribbons at the ends of her arms(ButterfingerMcFlurried Remix) by Angela , performed by GentlemanJim

E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 11

• Canada Boy Kohlcass, read by Iwhosawtheface
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?, by Iwhosawtheface, read by Kohlcass
• The Price of Love by C-Dawg, read by the author
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns by Yossarian, read by The Custodian

E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 10

• Fritz the Cat by rootbeer277, read by himself
• peeps cellar by oakling, read by (?) herself
• So I soloed the Airplane by Wiccanpiper, read by Wrinkly
• March 9, 2003 by Sam512, read by himself
• Intestine Conspiracies by FerreroNutella, read by kthejoker

E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 9

• Adven Turing by JohnnyGoodyear, probably read by himself
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking by AudieMcCall, read by Junkill
• Homologous Series by Waverider37, read by himself
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind. by Angela, read by herself
• jackie boy by Henry Flower, read by Bitriot
• God Algorithm by Aphexious, read at the Portland Nodeslam

E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 8

• novel by mw, read by paraclete
• nathan, this is unacceptable by dem bones, read by angela
• interview with Lord Brawl
• Going to Kevin's, by lovejoyman

E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 7

• She does not know how much I need this, by deep thought, read by the custodian.
• EURion Constellation by Spiregrain, read by the author.
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away by yossarian, read by Eien_Meru
• This bridge that is my back and Imogene, by dannye, read by the man himself
• untitled, by footprints
• Cocoa Pebbles by generic-man

E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 6

• The future like a corpse in snow by sockpuppet, read by The Custodian
• God slipped away quietly, during third period physics class by hunt05, read by KtheJoker
• Glass Houses by Jack, read by the author
• Tales of MYSTERY and the UNEXPLAINED by WolfDaddy, read by Jet-Poop

E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 5

• Counting in Breton, read and written by themanwho
• Why is there no Moloch13 by Moloch36, read by Angela
• How to set yourself on Fire, read and written by SharQ
• Some of our friends are three minutes long by etouffee, read by Angela
• The Bear FAQ by dpride, read by Craze
• Kevin Keegan Perm by mgriffithsuk

E2 Podcast, Season 1 Episode 4

• Lost in Translation by Brooks Marlin, read by the author
• Jenga by TenMinJoe, read by the author
• Wrap Up In Noder Love: An E2 Craft Project and Fundraiser by Hyphenated
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder by Djuxtaposition, read by The Custodian

E2 Podcast, Season 1 Episode 3

• Geminids by Doyle, read by litlebertha
• Only child: Downside by Dannye, read by Jet-Poop
• Interview with Eien_Meru
• There goes the neighborhood! 2: Unfinished Business by Izubachi, read by the author
• Things men want when they're drunk by Mike626

E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 2

Heisenberg reads Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide by Paraclete, January 22, 2004 by Lovejoyman and He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there by McSey.

E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 1

In the first ever E2 Podcast, Heisenberg reads Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide by Paraclete, January 22, 2004 by Lovejoyman and He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there by McSey.