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Sun Dec 15 2002 at 16:28:04 (5.9 years ago )

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Sat Feb 21 2004 at 00:24:33 (4.7 years ago )

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• Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
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• Chakra
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• Make Penis Fast!
• Cockney rhyming slang
• b1ff
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• Nine Billion Names of God
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• How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
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• The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
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• Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin
• meta-defenestration
• INTJ
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• 1920s slang
• Phonetic Alphabet
• Building an ICBM out of matchstick heads and PVC pipe
• Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
• Archangel
• The brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
• Windows Error Lookup Guide
• Lepidopterist
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• The Seven Chakras
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
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• standard deviation
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• Pilots' Jargon
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• the alpha and the omega
• metasyntactic variable
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• summary of MBTI types
• How to dispose of a corpse
• neurolinguistic programming
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
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• The Computer Is Your Friend
• Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
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• theonomist
• Freudian slip
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• 2702
• 5-HTP
• What if Dr. Seuss taught Japanese rope bondage?
• haiku--
• Polly Nomial
• CIA Manual: Psychological Operations in Guerrilla Warfare
• interrupt 110
• Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• How to solve a Rubik's Cube
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Help! My money is full of cocaine!
• Nuclear war is not dangerous
• Roninspoon
• Your mother sucks cocks in hell
• How to build your own computer
• Shoot first, debate dialectical materialism later
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• Computers as characters in Sci-Fi
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• Methods of Interrogation
• Fallen Angels
• dream logic
• FN P90
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Asperger's syndrome
• Dictionary of Angels
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked (idea)
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Movementarianism
• AH-64 Apache
• declension metanarrative
• Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner
• Stupid Word Tricks
• Book of Mozilla
• Mind Worms
• Transhumanist Terminology
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Every film needs a ninja
• Time is money
• Humorous Writings of E2
• Useful Latin phrases
• sadoequinecrophilia
• Wing Chun
• The Lexus and the Olive Tree
• Anvil of Stars
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Walther PPK
• International Special Ops Units
• David Lynch's Cow banned from Cow Parade New York
• Highway Tales
• Teach Yourself "Hello Kitty" in 24 Languages
• Reliability nines
• The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
• The unending confusion of watching a Christina Aguilera music video
• Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
• National Association for the Advancement of Ninjas
• Logical fallacy
• Two versions of the five-element theory
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Blow up a building with a sack of flour and two rounds of ammunition
• Wing Tsun
• Scopolamine
• Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek
• JavaServer Pages
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• School of Information Analysis of Everything (2)
• Coding Versus Scripting
• Einstein-Rosen bridge
• Insulting softlinks
• The God of Small Things
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• House Edge
• The Book of Enoch
• ultracrepidarianism
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• How to be a troll
• The Hacker Test
• deixis
• The Garden Gnome Liberation Front
• Normal Curve
• Illegal prime number
• Books that will induce a mindfuck
• How to meet the most girls
• United States nuclear accidents definition codes
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• ₪
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• internet meme
• Japanese teenage girl underwear dispensing machines
• How to make a car last nearly forever
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• Leeloo's Language
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• sandwich code
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• The One True Meme
• Comparison of programming language types
• Stephen Blumberg, Bibliokleptomaniac
• Greek Prostitutes
• Japanese Kanji
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• The three fatal knife targets above the shoulders
• Named HTML Colors
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• michael.vatican.va
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• The CIA wants YOU!
• Something Awful Forums
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• rhetorical terms
• WAIAMQWIITIOJDTRT?
• Time Travelers please help!
• Unmanned Combat Air Vehicle
• Philip K. Dick's understanding of schizophrenia
• apodyopsis
• With Bohr and Heisenberg at the empty heart of everything
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
• Job creation (idea)
• Convert any number to decimal
• Trust Metrics
• War on Iraq 2002
• Chinese nuclear strategy
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• How to write an episode of The Twilight Zone
• I bought a Mac (idea)
• Hopping a freight train
• Chinese nuclear capability
• Free to good home: One slightly used ninja (idea)
• AK-47 (thing)
• The truth about pennies
• Waveform Karma
• Brad, what if I told you I belonged to a network of freedom fighters? (idea)
• It's turtles all the way down (idea)
• Is file sharing theft? (idea)
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Prime number language (idea)
• Zodiac Killer (person)
• oderint dum metuant
• Impersonating someone famous (idea)
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people. (idea)
• Bulletproof Monk (thing)
• Suffering and knowledge in ancient texts
• Quantum tunneling (idea)
• Trap. Dominate. Fuck.
• postmodernism (idea)
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• Ultimate Bazooka of Thermonuclear Apocalypse