Signs That You May Be An Anti-Mormonite (in order of intensity)
When they show up at your door, you...
- ... get religion.
- ... listen politely, then slam the door.
- ... argue in a mature and reasonable way their beliefs, trying to disprove them.
- ... mock them.
You hear that your neighborhood is the primary target for all mormons in the area. You...
- ... continue to watch television.
- ... refuse to answer the door.
- ... answer the door with shotgun in hand.
- ... let the dogs loose.
This node is both anti-mormon in its assumptions and its content. I planned it this way. As jinmyo notices, TWAJS.