Anonymous noder: Write it well and you can get away with murder.
Make me think.
Make me laugh.
Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day (thing)
Why Cats Hate Computers (idea)
Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on (idea)
meat pants (thing)
a pound of ground beef (thing)
With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
Why I did what I did
Coffee shop date (idea)
Gargoyles make lousy houseguests
Make me cry.
Do Not Stand At My Grave and Weep
You are precious to me. Did you know that?
The flowers smiled, but she was gone
One velvet portrait of you
Are tears the blood of the soul?
Today I kill my child
Stuff I'd C! if I had the power.....
First, everything by oenone