I just opened this week's issue of the new Portland newspaper, The Mercury, and what did I spy? I picture of a guy in a satin Mexican wrestling mask!
Of course I had to read the article.
Apparently, in Texas (land of all things innovative), a new organization has arisen which goes from church to church getting sweaty in the name of the LORD while Christian rock music seethes through the crowd.
For a nominal donation, the Christian Wrestling Federation will come to your church or youth meeting and beat the holy spirit out of each other.
What would baby Jesus do?
HE'D FUCKING BODY-SLAM YOU BITCH!
YEAAAAHHHH!
GRRRRRRRRR!