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mattbw

 

user since
Fri Jan 29 1999 at 19:25:06 (9.3 years ago )
last seen
Fri Mar 21 2008 at 02:44:46 (1.7 months ago )
number of write-ups
470 - View mattbw's writeups (feed)
level / experience
6 (Crafter) / 6303
C!s spent
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mission drive within everything
To prevent the planet of the apes from happening. Or, if a Cassandra situation develops, to negotiate the best possible deal for my selfish self with the evil monkey overlords.
specialties
Teaching monkeys how to juggle and smoke
school/company
Monkey University
motto
Nunga Nunga, Jaba go Lai (Wolof for "Slowly, slowly catches the Monkey")
most recent writeup
GMWB
About me:

    I was born in Prince Edward Island, Canada's smallest province. I now live in Toronto, but I've lived in some other neat places, including: Work:

     I work for a Canadian financial institution.

Offspring:

     A wee bairn, yes. Pets:

     I have a polydactyl cat, named Sally.
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