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Mon Nov 8 1999 at 15:53:06 (15 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
Reimagination
specialties
obfuscation. markov chains. making your mother squeal.
school/company
I am a member of my own self and a student of my own school. Yes, that means I'm unemployed and don't know shit.
motto
If at first you don't succeed, give someone else a shot.
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thoughts while cutting my daughter's hair
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/me is not at all trolling you for possible future book material

I am now officially a writer, as I have a regular column in the Charleston (SC) City-Paper.

Blog number one is not a fuck you blog, I'll save that thought for later on....


mat catastrophe! now on social media!
https://heello.com/matcatastrophe
https://twitter.com/matcatastrophe

I am thinking of publishing my "lost rants" from e2 in e-book form sometime in the near future. If you are interested, let me know and I will be sure to tell you when it is available.

 

If you aren't interested, then why are you really poking around this homenode anyway?

Glowing praise for mat in the catbox!

13:09 <IWhoSawTheFace> I don't know why you'd hate on Groupon. Are you trying to "help" businesses, like the government tries to help them? Some kind of social theory behind this?
13:10 <mat catastrophe> IWho: How long have you known me? What is my essential job function in the universe?
13:10 <IWhoSawTheFace> An annoying gadfly and contrarian. Well, you've annoyed me.

April 3 - around 2330 - <IWhoSawTheFace> He's being his usual inscrutable annoying self. Best to ignore.