I really dig (GNU/)Linux. Its nifty-keen groovy-well.
And, if you read my nodes, you may get the idea that I'm a big druggie. I'm not, I don't use drugs at all, in fact. Its just something I have a perverse academic curiosity about.
ersatz
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- Fri Dec 29 2000 at 22:28:29 (23.3 years ago )
- last seen
- Sun Oct 3 2004 at 05:35:08 (19.6 years ago )
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- DESTROYING GRAVITY
- specialties
- Getting suckered at E2 (Punch Thyself)
- school/company
- 100 Ninjas Industries
- motto
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
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Hi. I am me. I am 16. I live in Northern California. I like pie! Things (that are not pie) that I also like or am interested in: music, guitar, don't call it IDM, programing, unix/lunix systems administration, ninjas, pirates, science fiction, other bookly goodness, etc etc. I like people who /msg me! Particularly with constructive criticism. Also: I like pie.
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User Bookmarks:
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- """""'""
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them (idea)
- A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
- Adventures in the women's bathroom : A male perspective
- Ah, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals.
- All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
- All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them (place)
- Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
- autoerotic impaling
- Basic self-defence techniques for women (idea)
- Bathing cats in the toilet
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings (idea)
- Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right (person)
- Brighten a worker's day in a wholesale store (idea)
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Caffeinated Nasal Spray
- Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
- Cats don't masturbate
- Chilling cruelty of children
- Chongun
- Cock McNuggets
- Contemporary tobacco smoking accessories
- Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
- cumshot
- Cutting cake without favoritism
- December 28, 2001 (thing)
- Dirty Barbies
- Dissed by a five-year-old
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Don't say the B-word
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- E2 is unfriendly to new noders (idea)
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- Extracting pure caffeine from tea
- Feng Shui (thing)
- Freedom is under threat from guns, abortions and children's television (idea)
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Hacker Barbie
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea)
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Hey, faggot! (idea)
- hokey pokey
- How female ejaculation saved my life
- How I pierced my Inner Labia
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How smoking made me strong (idea)
- How to burn an American flag (idea)
- How to calm a cat in heat
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How to handle a radioactive cat
- How to increase the volume of male ejaculate
- How to remove the brain of a domesticated cat
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin (idea)
- How to wipe your ass
- I am forced to smoke my cat
- I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
- I drove my fish to suicide (thing)
- I fuck your sunshine
- I have one whole anus
- I just need a hug, is all
- I knew I couldn't build a cat
- I Love Little Pussy
- I took the liberty of assigning all my specialness to my anus
- I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face (thing)
- I want a first kiss
- I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
- I was a homeless bum
- I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
- If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
- It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
- It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
- just a life-support system for a penis (person)
- Like mother, like daughter (person)
- little anarchy panties
- Little red raver girl
- Lord of the Flies
- Male multiple orgasms
- My brother shit in my pillow
- My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 1
- My roommates have ordered throwing stars
- Nekkid
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Pants are a tool of the Man
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry (idea)
- Pictures of blue Amy (person)
- Pimp Daddy Welfare
- Politically Bisexual
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
- Religion is a crutch for weak people (idea)
- Ribbed for her pleasure (idea)
- Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries
- Sex in a bathtub full of Jello
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
- Smallest number greater than 0
- So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
- So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle (idea)
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
- Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Soy (thing)
- SOY! SOY! SOY! according to the Babel Fish
- SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!
- strawberry breasts
- Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could (idea)
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Television does more than rot your brain (idea)
- The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
- The E2 Emacs Reference Guide
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- The Fragile
- The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty. It's a fruit bat!
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- The muffins are talking to me
- The secrets of being a good drug dealer
- The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore (idea)
- Things to do, if you are hard-core
- This freaking obsession with really abysmal porn
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- time machine (thing)
- Touch the Puppy
- Troll for the Ages
- Ultra Virgin
- Using silica as a weapon (idea)
- wage-hour slave (person)
- WAIAMQWIITIOJDTRT?
- Walk like you're a sex goddess
- We're in this Together
- What I do with my philosophy degree (person)
- What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- What the contents of your bookshelves mean (to me)
- What Would Cthulhu Do?
- Where I go when I masturbate (idea)
- Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on (idea)
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- Why masturbating with Icy Hot is a bad idea
- Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
- Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- You get what you pay for (thing)
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down