I had no respect whatsoever for the creative works of
either the painter or the novelist. I thought Karabekian
with his meaningless pictures had entered into a con-
spiracy with millionaires to make poor people feel stupid.
I thought Beatrice Keedsler had joined hands with other
old-fashioned storytellers to make people believe that life
had leading characters, minor characters, significant de-
tails, insignificant details, that it had lessons to be
learned, tests to be passed, and a beginning, a middle,
and an end.
As I approached my fiftieth birthday, I had become
more and more enraged and mystified by the idiot deci-
sions made by my countymen. And then I had come
suddenly to pity them, for I understood how innocent and
natural it was for them to behave so abominably, and
with such abominable results: They were doing their best
to live like people invented in story books. This was the
reason Americans shot each other so often: It was a
convenient literary device for ending short stories and
books.
Why were so many Americans treated by their govern-
ment as though their lives were as disposable as paper
facial tissues? Because that was the way authors cus-
tomarily treated bit-part players in their made-up tales.
And so on.
Once I understood what was making America such a
dangerous, unhappy nation of people who had nothing to
do with real life, I resolved to shun storytelling. I would
write about life. Every person would be exactly as impor-
tant as any other. All facts would be given equal
weightiness. Nothing would be left out. Let others bring
order to chaos. I would bring chaos to order, instead,
which I think I have done.
(210)
Vonnegut, Kurt. Breakfast of Champions. Dell: New York, 1975.