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coffy

 

user since
Wed Apr 12 2000 at 05:53:47 (8.1 years ago )
last seen
Wed Jan 29 2003 at 08:45:24 (5.3 years ago )
number of write-ups
125 - View coffy's writeups (feed)
level / experience
4 (Scribe) / 5416
C!s spent
153
mission drive within everything
monkey!
specialties
feces-throwing, banana-consuming
school/company
San Diego Zoo
motto
monkey.
most recent writeup
Aurora Borealis

Monkey want out.

Monkey hate jungle gym.

Monkey hate kids.

Monkey hate sign language.

Monkey hate trainer.

Monkey hate being cheerful mascot of sham humitarian image.

Let monkey go.

NB: The Administration claims no responsibility for wanton acts of violence committed by small but enraged primates.

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