user since
Wed Apr 12 2000 at 05:53:47 (16.9 years ago )
last seen
Wed Jan 29 2003 at 08:45:24 (14.1 years ago )
number of write-ups
125 - View coffy's writeups (feed)
level / experience
10 (Polymath) / 6090
C!s spent
84
mission drive within everything
monkey!
specialties
feces-throwing, banana-consuming
school/company
San Diego Zoo
motto
monkey.
most recent writeup
Aurora Borealis
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Monkey want out.

Monkey hate jungle gym.

Monkey hate kids.

Monkey hate sign language.

Monkey hate trainer.

Monkey hate being cheerful mascot of sham humitarian image.

Let monkey go.

NB: The Administration claims no responsibility for wanton acts of violence committed by small but enraged primates.