15 Random Things I have Experienced at the age of 42 - borntoloop

1. I have heard the noise a body makes when it jumps from the thirteenth floor of multi-story flats. ( It's rather like a very loud banger/firework )

2. I have experienced an Earthquake. Not a big one, but hey, an earthquake's an earthquake.

3. I have been run over by a motor car twice.

4. I have been single, married and divorced and have also been unfaithful, and been cheated on.

5. I have had five Children ( four girls and one boy ) by three different women.

6. I have spent a night (or two) in a jail cell.

7. I got expelled from secondary (high) school.

8. I have been involved in seven car crashes ( including one multi-roll over) - which is why I don't drive anymore.

9. I have had accidentally begged in London

10. I have suffered a kidney stone which was the singular most painful thing I have ever experienced. The morphine they gave me for it was one of the nicest things as it stopped the pain & floated me away.

11. I have had kidney failure, had IV's in both arms, a central line put in my neck and a catheter put up my willy.

12. I have spent several spells in psychiatric wards.

13. I have been in Intensive Care

14. I have worked in ; A Steel Foundry, An Insurance Claims dept, Warehouses, The Coca-Cola Company, and various offices and call centres.

15. I have taken extreme action against someone to stop being mugged (long time ago)