Wuukiee
- user since
- Mon Jul 17 2000 at 14:15:05 (8.2 years ago )
- last seen
- Sat Oct 11 2008 at 02:41:39 (2.3 days ago )
- number of write-ups
- 463 - View Wuukiee's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 8 (Seer) / 27132
- C!s spent
- 654
- mission drive within everything
- Enlightenment
- specialties
- fish, lizards, cats, dogs... etc.
- school/company
- I work atta fishy store!
- motto
- It can't rain all the time.
- most recent writeup
- Cheek to Cheek with Chaps in Chaps: a Folsom Street Fair nodermeetlet
Ferret, is one of my crested geckos. She's so named because she's a spazzy little creature, and a carpet shark. This evening, I caught laying eggs! On Beltane no less! They always lay clutches of just 2 at a time, but the eggs are BIG in proportion to the animal. I'm lucky to have gotten this shot--they usually lay the eggs in the middle of the night. Pixel (m) and QWERTY (f) were my original pair. I now also have girls Eclipse, Ferret, and Pumpkin, and an unsexed little one named Freckle... plus 9 eggs incubating. *** ...so i used to have this really irritating style of writing here on this site, where i refused to use any capital letters at all... and it drove a lot of people crazy. i was young, and stupid, and insisted it was "a style choice" and it was my goddamn right to do so if I damn well wanted. the only thing is, now, years later, it annoys ME. so please, if you come across an old, ancient writeup of mine where i don't use any capital letters, send me a /msg, please let me know. I'll fix it. I promise. (But I *still* will have to be forced at gunpoint to stop using stars for emphasis instead of bold tags. Sorry.) *** |
User Bookmarks:
- A Diamond Is Forever (idea)
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- odd characters
- customer : good dad
- Copper Starlight
- Celtic Mythology
- Absolut Stress
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- Lightning Crashes
- The Everything Guide to Fishkeeping
- Packing and balancing a pack
- avocado and tomato salad
- Jello aquarium
- Normal Values for Vital Signs in the dog, cat, and ferret
- Bleu Cheese Vinaigrette (thing)
- mini-Hercules the immortal goldfish
- A Modern Renaissance Feast
- Call me a lady and I will growl at you
- There was a rose that faded young
- Just don't expect me to understand
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- Wild n' crazy fast food stories
- Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
- What the rocks taught me
- I will stare into this box
- Fort RimRod Goes to the Enemy
- celery is NOT served at movie theaters
- This should make you very quiet
- I turn over in bed, brush against your warmth, and know it is you
- Onigiri
- I found my friend Broken
- treat me like a woman (idea)
- What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- My mother and two Rastafarians
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be. (place)
- Black Rain
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- John and Eliza in the desert in love
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- Only child: Downside
- Why I stopped eating plums
- The Ultimate ladies' man secrets (idea)
- Vampire Tag (thing)
- "I cast Ceremony as a 4th level Druid"
- What if I were born in someone else's life?
- At my 13th birthday party
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- Do what you will. I will
- Lying next to someone at night
- what she kisses twice
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Quotes from sleeping people
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- (prayer for the departed)
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- This life is a placement test for the next
- The swing and the death of an old man
- Funerals should be a celebration (idea)
- Instant Witch Syndrome
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me (idea)
- Great Garlic London Broil
- I think a lot about the rabbits
- Greek and Roman Mythology (idea)
- Free drinks at the topless bar
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- It's not about the wedding; it's about the marriage
- I am not fool enough to wish for wings
- Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
- to: jessicapierce re: Daily Evil
- Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
- I Sleep Alone (idea)
- Watching the disk defrag
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us (idea)
- I always loved the smell of dying candles
- The right way to take a bath
- It's 2 in the morning and I own the world
- Fun ways to annoy your Chief in the US Navy
- This is an old tradition that I just made up
- the noodle incident (thing)
- Paul is dead (idea)
- 20 ways to pamper your lover without spending a fortune
- symbolic plants
- How to give a hug
- Rant swallowed by the EDB (idea)
- French onion soup
- There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
- The Christians and the Pagans
- Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt (idea)
- The Entertainer... (idea)
- apathetic breasts (idea)
- Can real love survive over time
- Being with an older woman
- This page is vibrating empty
- Marguerite Henry
- The end of the world phone voice
- Lee Stories
- the african violet you gave me
- Tarot (thing)
- My cat (person)
- A Night in the Lonesome October
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Daily Evil - Tuesday, October 31st (idea)
- Deuteronomy on Napster and MP3
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots! (idea)
- November 7, 2000 (idea)
- I always cry at weddings
- November 7, 2000 (person)
- Kicking up sand in my princess dress
- Pellicci's of Bethnal Green Road
- Sakhmet
- Eat poop you cat
- Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
- Sautéed Emerald Greens
- a poem for a boy before I met him
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Sacred Moments of Silliness
- thunder and lightning
- chocolate coyote ice cream
- Mulled Wine
- Trapped in CompUSA
- the omelette of insanity
- The cat is a liberal! (idea)
- avocado (thing)
- You're a diamond's wet dream
- The Bizarre (idea)
- In the Shower - a fantasy (idea)
- I am thankful for the ocean eyes of Shaymus (person)
- From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
- Collecting the stupid things
- My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- A message from sensei
- Delirium (person)
- What is wrong with my breasts?
- Things you should never do with chopsticks
- The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
- between the stars (thing)
- Letter To A Dead Dog
- Principles of Wiccan Belief
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- Beginner Sushi
- The silence after someone leaves
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
- prom dress (thing)
- So I put the lasagne in the oven
- One A.M. (idea)
- Going drag
- Batwing Lullabies
- Land of the Fae
- Familiars and Totem Animals - Their Attributes
- Scented Memories
- The Field Where I Died
- The light hurts, why won't it touch us gently?
- Sex in a Bowl
- Roses are the flowers of the dead
- I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
- Eulogy for a Burnt Kitten
- January 24, 2001 (idea)
- I had to bury the cat somewhere....
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Fear an evil man with wasabi in hand!
- I want to send it through the mail.
- corn pone (thing)
- She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
- Apologies to the mouse I killed
- Chocolate chocolate mint chip cookies
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Dai-Un's Memory
- Three minute noodles in just five minutes
- Gender bender push-up
- zerth's green goo
- I Found the Room That I Will Haunt
- My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
- Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
- And the hunter home from the hill
- sitting on the proverbial fence (idea)
- My bathroom is a sensory deprivation chamber (thing)
- gelfling
- Questions I'd like to ask my father (idea)
- Kim's layered rice bowl
- Basics of training dogs and horses
- The hCG Blood Test Can Cause Unnecessary Heartache
- The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
- (Not) Planning a Wedding
- This Is Love (idea)
- It all fits together like a jigsaw (idea)
- Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder
- Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
- In mud eels are
- I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
- Young man, I'm flattered
- Japanese ramen
- crescent cakes
- the Brujeria of Patagonia
- Fleeting contact with random strangers
- The Phantom Whistler
- The Best Meal in Beijing (place)
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- Dance of the Techies
- If you think of "Banana", you'll taste "Banana"
- Being licked to death by kittens
- Guide to Spellcasting
- Timing your magick
- Gods and Goddesses of the Fae
- Medieval Masculinity and the Modern Film Audience
- orchid petals
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- Dream Log: April 20, 2001 (idea)
- How to eat an artichoke (idea)
- Dare I eat a mango
- The Boy with Sad Eyes
- because I love skating bears
- Slushy Lemonade
- Melinda buys a new car
- water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
- This ocean is angry but I might live through it
- When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
- Every shiny fish is floating, floating, and every dark fish is at the bottom, at the bottom of the sea
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little (idea)
- Talking to the figure drawing model
- inverse chick magnet
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- On the Nature of the Internet and Online Relationships (idea)
- spider camp
- Better Than Sex Cake II
- Omegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pie
- Sauternes ice cream
- Triple Chocolate Cake
- What story down there awaits its end?
- Living Unicorn Project
- pussy willows and fairy fur (idea)
- It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else! (idea)
- Raspberry-Filled Almond Muffins
- Dissed by a five year-old
- The Edible Wild
- I pray to God I can find the other sock
- It kills me to watch them go
- trying to manage grace in the most graceless moments
- Dark Side of the Rainbow (idea)
- She sits where she pleases
- Perfectionist avocado salad (thing)
- A Little Ring (person)
- Non-identifying information and the intimate details that followed
- Sabbat cakes
- pile of kittens (idea)
- She touched my life for a second and made everything peach-scented
- Fiction challenge results
- Wispy beams of early light
- Even things as amazing as stars burn out
- Waiting for the screen to refresh
- This is dumb (idea)
- Never underestimate the power of soup (thing)
- Somebody Set Us Up
- Clear-sight carrots
- Someone's sprayed graffiti on that hideously ugly piece of public art!
- You are precious to me. Did you know that? (idea)
- I glimpse the elephant
- Thanks from our Hearts
- I owe my sanity to the trees (idea)
- October 21, 2001 (idea)
- Kilt Lettuce
- Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
- Ed the Fishman
- Crepe (thing)
- I think of you every time I cry
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- Hot buttered rum
- Wearing his fabrics
- Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
- Why the willow weeps
- Emmet Otter (person)
- Defending yourself with a hardcover book
- Thanks Playboy! : A meeting of two noders
- Vasco Da Gama's sense of smell
- Splinters from a Scrabble board
- snowflakes and nylon
- You don't know fear (idea)
- Am I my monkey's uncle?
- The E2 Backstory (idea)
- the woods, my only solace
- Advanced Everything2 the Role Playing Game
- February 6, 2002
- inner mama (person)
- How to jump into a pile of leaves
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Rubyfruit Jungle
- Pumpkin Cheesecake with Bourbon Sour Cream Topping
- geisha bath
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- I drove my fish to suicide
- Helping your kid brother die
- Russian Cream
- Why I became a writer
- The just deserts of Table Four
- A Prayer for Everythingians
- Polytheistic Creation Story
- Halloween songs (thing)
- Breeder Bingo (thing)
- April 11, 2004
- carrot ginger dressing