Just another guy with some normal adjectives to him. So many, his form of "teenage rebellion" was simply saying random and funny and unusual and mind-bending things.
Fnord is his kind of thing to play along with, but he only learned of it today.
He can give a decent shot at sympathizing with you, and perhaps a better one of laughing with you.
Some few might recognize him by these references: You're all just figments, *super metroid sounds*, reminds me of Mr. Hi-Yah!, room for more skittles, I can't tell you what my Mao rule is for you to judge if it is legal, I went to Chile and had this pop that you should try, I almost wrote the biggest Super Smash Bros. hint guide ever, ... more to be added when they come to his mind.