I have quite a bit of time on my hands these days, as I am on a disabilty income due to a combination of bi-polar disorder and PTSD. So I have decided to take online courses to become a design engineer. I'm pretty sure I have the basic premise down pat. Everything I design will have parts that start failing the day after the basic warranty ends, and the entire unit will fail irrepairably the day after the longest extended warranty possible to buy ends. Will someone in the personnel department at a major manufacturing company please contact me with a job offer if this sounds like the type of staff you have on hand and would like more of.