I eat chocolate covered foobars for breakfast.

I know a green and purple hippopotamus. Its name is unimportant, but I like it a lot. One day, we were walking thru town and noticed some rainbow types hanging out on the lawn of t.he courthouse. One of them, a woman, was arranging coins on the concrete walkway to spell words. She turned to us and asked "Hey man, do you have any change to help me make L-O-V-E?" Ugh. I wanted to tell her to go and inven.nt herself a new line instead of just using her parents', but instead I walked away.

I have two eyes, two legs, two arms, and many hairs.

My neighbors are happy, because they eat lard.

Sometimess.s, I go to sleep.

Yes, I have been exploding frogs again.

I don't have a TV. If I did, I might watch The Simpsons, SouthPark, or old Ren and Stimpy once in a while.