Findings:

• How to get more change than you deserve
• You get what you deserve
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Tetanus shot
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• deserve
• deserves to lose
• Treatment of corporations
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• You deserve someone special in your life
• Type A blood
• Victims, not murderers, deserve compassion
• Every good boy deserves fruit
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Every Good Boy Deserves Favour
• airplanes are heaven, ships deserve to sing
• Everyone's fine. You deserve better.
• Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
• The Devil You Deserve
• Religion deserves our fearless disrespect
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• Everything Deserves a Name
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• information deserves to be free
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I didn't change anything!
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• didn't
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Let's not, and say we didn't
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• I didn't know what to say
• I didn't want him
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Live Era '87-'93
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• If I didn't write
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• We Didn't Go to Harvard
• I Didn't Know
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• And They Didn't Die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Didn't you know?
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The cathedrals that didn't fall down
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I didn't want to know that
• Things Didn't go Differently
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• as if he didn't exist
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• X-Men: Age of Apocalypse One Shot
• Didn't it Rain
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• They didn't have the heart
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• We saved each other, didn't we?
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• Get over it
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get your rocks off
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed

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