Findings:
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- you have never been safe
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- What have you been smoking?
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Laugh when threatened
- When living we have need of Death
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Advice I have been given about girls
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- He's been places they have not.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I may or may not have been naked
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- When All's Well
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Could I Have Been?
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- You know you've been away from home too long
- you would have been
- Movies that should have been books first
- When I have female children
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- What Might Have Been
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- We'll always have Paris
- If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
- he would have laughed
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- good vs. well
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Names have been changed
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have just been shot
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- AES may have been broken
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I could have been Canadian
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Have you been a dad today?
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- i have been burning for so long
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- I could have been one of a two
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- We have learned our lessons well
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Stoned music memories
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- when all the white horses have broken free
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- It hasn't been so long, but
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
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