Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you're going to wind up sitting here, alone, with your clever glass of shut the hell up, and your Raised Bar of Double Standards, and you're going to realize that something great is gone, when all the talent has left"

• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Collision avoidance technique
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Sobering up before going to bed
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• When you're home alone
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• When you're alone
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• You're All Alone
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• Thumbs Up going down
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• I finally realize you're gone forever
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• All Shook Up
• You're All I Need to Get By
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• You're never alone
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• you're perpetually gone; and i lean my head against my palm in anticipation.
• you're all really really boring
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm glad you're here.
• How did I end up here?
• left up to you i'd drown in the desert
• Imagine you're not alone
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• You're not alone
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• People who are going to hell
• What's going on here?
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• There's Something Going On
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• You're so come here go away
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• here's to waking up stronger
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Up To Here
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Where are you, caught up in the burden of it all
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• Shut up
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When are you going to stop running?
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• All he left her was alone
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• Up and gone
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Here's To Shutting Up
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• You're not from around here, are you?
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!

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