Findings:
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- I want them to go out as unseen as they came
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Can we all just get along?
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Rape committed by women
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- we can take them
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- When did the World get so old?
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- I was into them after they were hip
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- the daisies that died when you picked them
- Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
- We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- When I Get Low I Get High
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Piero Manzoni
- Can I Get An Amen?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Dr Pepper imitations
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- They Say It Gets Easier
- I'll get there when I get there
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- Can I get a sketch?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- What can you get for three cents?
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- can you get enough of me?
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
- You can never get away from yourself
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- The least I can get away with
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
- we can get along even though we disagree
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- When I get like this
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- They managed to get to the moon despite it
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Stoned music memories
- When can it end?
- When I get mad I throw harder
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- We get too tense when we drive
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
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