Findings:

• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• Things to do when technology gets here
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Dr Pepper imitations
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• When I get like this
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• Can I Get An Amen?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• When did the World get so old?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• I'll get there when I get there
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• When you kill people they die
• You can never get away from yourself
• When water chokes you
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Piero Manzoni
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• When can it end?
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• we can take them
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• We get too tense when we drive
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• There are times when they seem to be right
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• People don't flail when they die
• when they take my blood
• What can you get for three cents?
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• When I Get Low I Get High
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Rape committed by women
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
• Can we all just get along?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I was into them after they were hip
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• they are waiting for us to return to them, beneath and away
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• The least I can get away with
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• can you get enough of me?
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Eye contact at a distance
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital

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