Findings:
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Jean-Paul Sartre's Answering Machine Message
- Latin answering machine message
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- Jeff Murdock's Answering Machine Message
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- An American in Tours
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How the Fairy got in the Coke Machine
- answering machine
- How to get dressed if you are a man
- How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
- Getting off a ski lift on a snowboard
- How to get chicks (black metal version)
- The Saga of Scott's answering machine
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Finding the freshest produce
- How to get a date in France
- Caller ID
- Caller ID buffer overflow
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- How To Get Rid of Moles and Gophers
- Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- How to get good in-flight service
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- How to get hit by a car
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- How to get more change than you deserve
- How To Get On In Society
- How to get to Antarctica
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- How to get a first class seat in economy class
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
- How to not get the girl
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
- How to get blown apart
- How to get YouTube hits
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to crack root and not get caught
- Shit or get off the pot
- How to NOT get towed away
- Overhead imagery of your house
- How to get a date in France: 2
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to get rid of Telemachus
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- How babies get around
- I've Gotta Get a Message to You
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to get DC power from AC
- How to get to Sesame Street
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- How to get a girl's attention
- How a pizza gets made
- How to Get Ahead in Advertising
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- How do you get there?
- How to get away with murder
- Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to get Apache to use simple URIs
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How to get a Ph.D.
- How to get Apache to send compressed versions of static HTML files
- How to get off a bus
- How not to get ripped off
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- how to get into UCLA
- How books get into libraries
- If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- How to get kinda-sorta high
- How to get free magazines
- How (not) to get fleeced in Hong Kong
- How to get an A on your English paper
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- Got to Get You into My Life
- How to avoid a car accident
- Getting free pizza
- How to get a good night's sleep
- How to get a pseudo random .signature
- How to lie and get away with it
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to get a date
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
- How to get your stuff voted up
- Get busy living or get busy dying
- How to get more out of Psi
- Getting wax out of carpet
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- How to get around censorware
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- How to get a 19" monitor for free
- Unscrewing a bottle cap
- Getting a free case of beer
- How to get a blow job
- How to get rid of cockroaches
- Getting a site banned from Google
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- How to get a skateboard sponsor
- How to get mugged
- How to get to sleep
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- How to get along with Texans
- How to get more donations for Everything
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Getting free computer parts
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- How to get hormones
- Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
- Getting a tourist visa for China
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- How to get lost
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
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