Findings:

• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• black or red (user)
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• beneath a woman or behind a stone
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• beneath a stone or behind a woman
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Black or Blue
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Legally Black or White
• You're either with us or you're against us
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• Your place or mine?
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• When writers use Latin
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• Potential or Reality?
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Our way or the highway
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• left or right, you're both wrong
• shift left (or right) logical
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Are you in the light or in the dark?
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• believe it or not
• I may or may not have been naked
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• My country, right or wrong!
• Skate or Die
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• Ten stars or so
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Is music written or discovered?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Dead or Alive
• Bad command or file name
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Queen or country?
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• paper or plastic
• Lila or a Lie
• Is language innate or learned?
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Your Money or Your Life
• Live Free Or Die!
• St. John's or St. John?
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• The Lady, or the Tiger?
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Either/Or
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• indulgence or indictment
• Is this the last four years or what?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Now or Never
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• In my craft or sullen art
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Should I stay or should I go?
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• Glen or Glenda
• or
• Portland, Oregon
• and/or
• Exclusive Or
• Man... or Astro-man?
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• 54-40 or fight!
• To be or not to be
• Red or Blue Pill
• Bobby Orr
• Truth or Dare
• Trick or treat
• For Better or For Worse
• more or less
• -or
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Take it or leave it
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Sew or Staple?
• Pair or Single
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• Spit or swallow?
• Abused or neglected children
• Bikini or thong?
• sooner or later
• Squid or Sailor?
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Jan Ors
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• or what?
• any way, shape or form
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Be a model or just look like one
• is that a siren or a saxophone?
• Cooking for One
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration

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