One step worse than
tunnel-vision reality.
This phrase is actually an
oxymoron, of course, but in this
day and age that doesn't stop it from
existing.
In TeleReality, nothing is worth working on for a
second sitting--if it isn't solved in the one, two, or three straight
hours you've been dealing with it,
fuck it. TeleReality has little or no
patience for actors who try to
step out of their roles--if you look like the
geek, you'd damn well better
act like it. Every single
statement or
action in TeleReality has a
consequence less than a
half hour away, so you don't have to worry about
remembering things or
correlating your past experiences. TeleReality is
simple, so you don't have to worry about
misinterpreting it or
getting something wrong--the whole thing is
specifically designed to lead your
brain to the
predetermined conclusion and none other. This in particular is a
function people often wish
real life came with: The
guarantee that the
whole world is
adjusting to your
IQ; doing its best to make sure you
never have to be wrong. I mean, who, in the middle of an
episode of Moesha, is
morally confused about what Moesha should do?
TeleReality is the main
tool of the Empire. It is there to make you
used to surrendering your
powers of thought and decision to an outside force. Let The Machine Think For You.