Newcomers to golf, bless their souls, are typically responsible for slow play. Here's an example: I just finished a 5 hour round last saturday. I can finish a round of golf in 3.5 hours, typically. This means that for 1.5 hours, I sat around and waited for the group in front of me to take their head out of their ass
, one after the other. I watched in horror
as all of them shot 9s on virtually every hole.
part was that the group directly in front of us wasn't solely responsible for this golf atrocity
. There were 4 other groups in front of them, all playing just as horribly (so playing through
would have no net effect).
I emplore you, if you suck at golf, don't take it so seriously. You suck
! Who cares! Have fun hitting the ball, and when you do hit a good shot, revel in it. Don't be surprised if you still get a 9 on the hole. Who cares? You suck! Without practice (lots of it), you'll suck for your entire life. So either practice, and stop sucking, or play bad but fast. When I see someone who sucks take 6 practice swings on every shot, and every shot they hit still sucks, I have an ever-building urge to kill