Findings:

• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Please do not feed the birds
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• I like you; do you like me?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please help me!
• please let me in (user)
• Please Please Me
• The full moon made me do it
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Give me a moment, please
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Please Kill Me
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Do you know me?
• You Do Something To Me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Do you like me?
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Why Do You Love Me?
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• Please do not feed the Hamsters!
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• The Internet made me do it
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• listen()
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• let me speak please (user)
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• The Devil made me do it
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• What you do to me
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• What Do I Do With Me
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Please do not read this
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you think it's me?
• How Do You Want Me?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Someone please kill me
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please stop annoying me
• please forgive me (user)
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Please, Call me Honky
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• DOS
• DOS memory management
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Where do you want to go today?
• What I do with my philosophy degree
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Trip Like I Do
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• It's not the size, it's what you do with it
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• You Can't Do That on Television
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Do clam bras chafe?
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• And What Do You Think?
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• and if you do, take pictures
• What to do with XP
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Why men like women's breasts
• do it
• What do you do with your nodes with negative reputation?
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• dos dedos mis amigos
• What to do when your car breaks down
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• Don't do that then!
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Do I dare disturb the universe?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• do protocol

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