omega21

user since: Wed Feb 8 2012 at 12:44:17 (12.2 years ago )
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mission drive within everything: Take ground and hold it!
specialties: Military history, science fiction, and other boyish things.
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.223 Remington and 5.56mmx45 NATO
.357 Magnum Stress Management System
1,340,666 women just like me
10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
1000 Hours Deluxe American Superwar Gold!
12 Steps to Intimacy
20 ways to pamper your lover without spending a fortune
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (thing)
A guide to passionate touching
A modern long distance relationship
A pep talk for your penis
A short history of United States government efforts to combat the Great Recession
A Wrinkle in Time
About my crushes
abstinence is overrated
Adventures in the men's bathroom : A female perspective
Adventures in the women's bathroom : A male perspective
Air Traffic Control
Air Traffic Control Lesson #1 (idea)
All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
All things truly wicked
All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
Alternatives to breaking up a relationship
Alternatives to Everything2 (idea)
Ambush patrol
ammunition naming conventions
Antarctic bars
Antarctic hygiene
Antarctic sex
Antarctic T3 Syndrome
Antarctica: Life in a dream wonderous
Antique railroad pocket watches
Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
April 10, 2008 (essay)
April Trolls Day
Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2
Armored Personnel Carrier
As this was my generation's war (event)
Assassins' Guild
At the Pitt-Rivers
Audiophile
August 11, 2004 (person)
August 18, 2006 (idea)
August 3, 2004 (idea)
Backpack Journalism
Bastard Operator from Hell
Bathing in sex repellent
Battlefield 2142
BB gun fight
Be a girl for a day
Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
Being with an older woman
betta
Biased historians favor warfare and economics
biological imperative
birth stories
Bladder pressure
Blow up a building with a sack of flour and two rounds of ammunition
Boba Fett wasn't that tough
body image
Books that will induce a mindfuck
born-again virgin
Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
Boys' sleepovers
bra wedgie
breast massage
Breasts, otters, creativity and greed
Broadcasting in Singapore
Bushisms
Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
Can I go to the bathroom? (idea)
Celebrity encounters (idea)
Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
Channel Tunnel
China Miéville
Chinese aircraft carrier program
Chinese dialects
Chinese Food Non-Standard Syndrome
Chinese has three words for "river"
Chinese street brawl
Choosing an internet nickname
Choosing Love
Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
Cleaning a horse's sheath
Coffee shop date
Cold hands, warm hearts. Handfasting in London, wertperch and grundoon together.
Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
coping (fiction)
cramps
Crying when you go to the bathroom
Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
Deus Ex
Dirty Jokes
Do animals commit suicide?
Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
Don't be an ass at a restaurant (idea)
Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
Don't want sex, be sexual
Doomsday Preppers
Dorm room policies discriminate against heterosexual couples
Drafts
Dreamy things people have said to me
Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
duress code
E2 ASCII art
E2 HTML tags
e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
E2 saved my life
E2 Sperm Counter
E2 staff
E2D2
Early, before our hands knew what to do (place)
Eat poop you cat
Editor Log: December 2003
Elvis Presley's Military Career
emergency pit stop
Emotionally horny
Ergonomic shortcomings of the mouse as a computer pointing device
Essential dirty jokes
Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
Everyman's First Response Kit
Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
Everyone likes the Pope
Everything Finger
Everything ice
Everything Quote Server
Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
Everything's Most Wanted
Everything2 mascot candidates
Fair dinkum Australian nicknames
Falling out of love with your best friend
Fear of sex is the power of rape
February 14, 2012 (log)
Feedback during sex is good
Female restroom etiquette
Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
Finding a bathroom in New York City
Fingerfucking your best friend
Finnish military jargon
First college crush
Fish have no concept of fire
Fleshlight
Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
Fox News memos
Fun things to do in an elevator
Gay subcultures in eighteenth century Europe
General Tso's chicken
Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
Getting the most out of being a temp
girl smell
girlfriend
Girls and the theory of the last man packed
Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
Girls' Sleepovers
God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
going commando (thing)
GPMG
Great Grain Robbery (event)
Green is death on the newsstand
grognard
Guide to Trashcanistan: A Pashto Phrasebook
Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
Happy Camper
Having a little cry in the toilets at work
Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
helicopter etiquette
Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
Help! I'm going to have sex
Hobgoblin of Broken Hearts
Hopeless romantic
How (not) to get fleeced in Hong Kong
How Air France sponsored my wedding night (idea)
How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
How complex can a public toilet be?
How do men touch you?
How I allowed craven cowardice to ruin my life
how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs
How to attend an E2 gathering
How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
How to behave at a Japanese sword show
How to care for your Godzilla (idea)
How to conquer a bureaucracy
How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
How to Fight Sadness (idea)
How to get away at work without doing anything
How to get dressed if you are a man
How to get to Antarctica
How to give a hug
How to have a great vacation in China without money
How to improve your chances of having sex
How to increase the volume of male ejaculate
How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
How to land a jet plane on an aircraft carrier
How to manipulate the mass media
How To Organize An E2 Gathering
How to prepare a placenta
How to properly assemble a combat insertion team
How to rebuild a friendship in three not-so-easy steps
How to seem smarter than you really are
How to sharpen a knife
How to smoke without getting addicted
How to speak fake Russian
How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
How to survive a helicopter mishap (idea)
How to survive a toilet crisis during a party
How to survive an aircraft mishap (idea)
How to teach art to a four-year-old (idea)
How to tell your social class by the location of your name
How to unintentionally steal an air-to-air missile
How to urinate standing up (idea)
How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
How to win a knife fight
How to wipe your ass (idea)
How to write realistic female characters
Hurt
I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
I don't feel the same way about you
I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you (idea)
I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
I just need a hug, is all
I just want to be friends
I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
I think you are my favorite today. Is that ok?
I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
I will never take a man underwear shopping
I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
Icehouse
If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
Ignoring your bladder
In case you were wondering about cramps
In London, the traffic never stops
In the Shower - a fantasy
intercontinental flying on Singapore Air is an amazingly nice experience
Intergender Sleepovers
Internet dating
Iron Council
Is a crush better than a relationship?
It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
It was just a crush
It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to (idea)
It's obvious you've never owned a penis
It's OK to be a healthy geek
Jane's Military History Nodes
Japanese elevator etiquette
Japanese obscenity laws
Japanese people like to play games (idea)
John Paul II (idea)
John Thomas Cholmondeley-Minge
journalism
Journalism's decline as a profession and celebrity
June 2, 2012 (log)
June 4, 2012 (personal)
Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
just friends
Keeping cool without air conditioning
Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
labyrinth organ
Latex. High heels. Knives.
Learning the ways of the gun
Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
Lessons on life, love and things of utter importance
Lie on your back and think of England
Lie Quest
LieQuest 2013
Life does not end at high school
light gun
List of countries Belgium has bombed since the Cold War ended
Little parts of you trapped inside other people (idea)
Living with extreme myopia
London (definition)
London City Airport
London Tube Etiquette
London Underground
Lovelorn
Lucid dream
M65 Atomic Cannon
Male restroom etiquette
Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
Manifesto of the Monster Raving Loony Party
Massively erotic energy
May 22, 2012 (log)
May 4, 2012 (log)
May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
Maybe if the Chinese invade. Maybe.
Mechwarrior
Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
Men who purr
Minecraft
Model United Nations
Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
monday morning after the zeitgeist
Moscow criterion
Mosin-Nagant
Most dating advice is as accurate as a Medieval medicine text
Münchausen syndrome
My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
Never kick a guy in the crotch!
No I will not fix your computer
No, don't click that!
Node backup
Noding for Numbers
Nokia Snake
Notes on Camp
Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
On being the Older Woman
On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
On Working Graveyard Shift
optimize for celibacy
Osama bin Laden's "Letter to the American People"
Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
Packing for and Traveling to Antarctica
pathological techno-fetishist with social deficit
Pave America
Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
pelvic massage
penis envy
Penis size anxiety
Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
Perdido Street Station
phone phreak
Pick Titles Carefully
Pink underwear syndrome
Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
port-a-john
Presidential perks
Press the reset button, and everyone is a virgin again
Principles of War
prostitute (person)
pseudo estrus indicators
Puberty
Puberty seems to depress young women
Ragnarok Online
Rape committed by women
rape fantasy
Raytheon Polar Services Company
Reactions from Clampe's students
REMFS
Researching the girlie region
Revelation Space
right to bear arms
right to bear arms (idea)
Russian Nuclear Deployment Unit
SA-10 Grumble
SA-10 Grumble specifications
Saiga 12
School Girl Crush
Screwing movie theaters sideways: A guide
Seasoning a wok
September 11, 2001
September 11, 2001 - Analysis of U.S. Military Responses
Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
Sex with my sister was always really, really good
sexual desire
sexual frustration
Sexual Myths About Men
Sexual myths about women
sexual tension
Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
Shakespeare is like sex: A beginner's guide
She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
Shock and awe bombardment
shower partners
Site Trajectory
Site Trajectory 2
Sitting on a boy's lap
Six Simulations
Sixteen Years Before The (Antenna) Mast
skirt
sleep paralysis
Slip into something more comfortable
Smart girls are sexy
Smegma
So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
So you want to be an air traffic controller (idea)
Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
Some observations on getting a girlfriend
Some stuff you physically can NOT do
Son of a Gun
Son of Nature Trail to Hell: Another Appalachian E2 Gathering
Son of Nature Trail to Hell: Another Appalachian E2 Gathering (idea)
Space Oddity
SPECWEAPS
Spying on people in the shower
standing agreements
Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
Student house hunting
Sturm und Wang: the Great Phallic Upheaval of 2003
Style Defacer
sufficiently outdated technology
Surrogate boyfriend syndrome
Surviving a long-distance plane flight
Taking your hamster outside
Teaching your child to ride a bike
Teddisms Generator
Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives (idea)
Ten things I hate about restaurant customers
Ten things I hate about restaurant customers (idea)
Testament to the efficiency of snipers
that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
The Aggressor Squadrons and Red Flag
The airport test of relationships
The Aristocrats (idea)
The Astronaut Gets Lucky
The at work phone voice
The boy crisis
The Chaotician
The day I lost all faith in the American government
The demise of modern naval warfare
The difference between desire and being desired
The Difference Between Pepsi and Coke
The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
The E2 Backstory
The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
The Ecstasy of Sister Margaret
The Eurostar/TGV experience
The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
The Five Basic Responses
The flame to end all flames
The Gentleman Voyeur's Guide To Peepshow Etiquette
The Girls Guide to Getting Guys: The Double-Edged Sword
The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
The hamster penetration test
The Highly Sensitive Person
The impossibility of costumed superhero vigilantism in the real world
The Infamous Bell Tower Prank of 1996
The inherent nature of men and women
The Joy of Pair Bonding: Factory Settings (Female)
The Joy of Pair Bonding: Factory Settings (Male)
The Joy of Pair Bonding: Pleasure Center Circuitry
The language of a terrified idiot
The Leviathan Penile Counting Machine
The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
The mystery of the F-19 fighter jet
The Neurotic's Guide to Love & Dating
The Neurotic's Guide to Love & Dating, conclusion
The Neurotic's Guide to Love & Dating, Vol. 2
The pain of an amputated emotion
The pickup-lines that actually work
The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
The principles of UK nuclear deterrence policy and being dumped are remarkably similar
The pussification of the American male
The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
The SAS five second knockout
The Scar
The Secret Lives of Girls
The Sensuous Man
The Sensuous Woman
The Sum of All Fears
The television will not be revolutionized
The Third World War
The Three Men I Admired Most: Manhattan, 9/11/01
The tragedy of finding the love of your life at 22
The training exercise with the candle
The Ultimate Zen Node
The War in the Air
The War in the Air (idea)
The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
The Wikipedia Joke
The Windup Girl
The world's smallest Air Force
Theme Nirvana
There is no more joyful feeling than crying
There's nothing noble about being a soldier
There's still a place for the odd concentration camp
They're foreign not deaf
Things guys think girls should know
Things I had not seen before coming to America
Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
Things nobody tells you about the south pole
Things to check before you sign the lease
Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
This is your brain on drugs (idea)
This node does not make sense
This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
Topic Archive
Trench warfare
Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
Unhealthy views of female sexuality
UNIQLO
University students can be really stupid
uplink
upnod
Urinating like a woman
Using a woman's washroom
Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
Von Wicked Chronicles
Voting Oracle
Warhammer 40K
WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
We are intellectual prostitutes
We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
We need to get you a girlfriend
What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
What girls aren't taught
What happens when you get too lonely
What is it like to menstruate?
What is wrong with me?
What kind of Chinese restaurant is this?
What men want in a woman
What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away
What to do when your husband comes home
What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
When having sex in ancient Rome
Where are all the women with abysmal self-esteem?
Where I go when I masturbate
White Dog and Brindle Dog by StuartO)))
Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
Why I am no longer a journalist
Why I love Everything2
Why I love Everything2 (personal)
why internet relationships are better than real relationships
Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women (idea)
Why study the military?
Why white guys are attracted to Asian women
Why women like the smell of men
Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
Windows XP easter eggs
Witnessing your parents having sex
Wok with Chan, Cooking Wisdom from Three Generations
Words of advice for young noders
Words that sound dirty but really aren't
Work like you don't need the money
Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
You might be a '90s kid if
You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
Your ass is indefensible
Zoo Tycoon