I am also on: twitter, flickr, and AIM.
I can dislocate my shoulders and my hips at will, but you will have to visit me to see.

My trip? It was vile. Balaclava
I loathed. Etna was crawling with lava.
The ship was all white
But it creaked in the night,
And the band, they did not know la java.

       ~               moosemanmoo is a Planet-Sized Blob

                                ~        that fell through a Dimensional Warp, spins Vast Webs,

                                            ~           projects a Purple Forcefield, and 

                                                        ~                                CANNOT BE STOPPED. ♫ 

I found my really fantastic Edward Gorey postcards, but they're 2,938 miles away at the moment. If you want me to mail you one, just /msg me and you might get lucky!

<rootbeer277> Yeah, what's a gay man doing with an intercom?

<Ancientsnow> My virgins never get spoiled because I keep them in the fridge.

<Whiskeydaemon> I once vomited on a cat.