Findings:

• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• They have no bones.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• They Might Be Giants
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• No one can be in two places at once
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• There will be no more stories to read
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• It's Hard to be Humble
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• No place I'd rather be
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• but you wanna be bad
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Things never were what they used to be
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Hot pursuit
• My life may no longer be my own
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• play dumb
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• good reasons to be content
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• you have to be close to catch it
• When you know things are just meant to be
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• They will not be named!
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• painting stars that have come to be
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
• painting stars that have not come to be
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• No one can be totally logical
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.

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