Findings:
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- How to Write a Generic Fantasy Novel
- Those were the days of miracles and splendour
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- your biggest childhood fantasies of organized Big Wheel races
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How we were, before we were
- How to lessen fantasy cover clichés
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- How to herd people in public
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- Those were the days
- Those men were vanishing
- How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
- How we were, before you were
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- It is sad how many were torn off
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- When You and I Were Young, Maggie
- How I lost my shoes at Ozzfest
- Riding the cycle we're given
- How to be a fuck-up
- Were the World Mine
- Buying an electric guitar
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to display the second hand on a digital clock radio
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How not to bring in new comic book readers
- How to do a Gram Stain
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- How to Disappear Completely
- How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How video game music is created
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How do vampires shave?
- Wiener Schnitzel
- How many beans make five?
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- How to make mead
- How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- How to cut copper pipe
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How to preserve an amputated body part
- How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
- How to fold an Irish Flag
- Baking a cake
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- How to crash a bike
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
- How to get a skateboard sponsor
- How to prepare for a snowboard run
- Collecting a clean catch urine
- How to eat sushi
- How to write a love letter
- How to shave your armpits
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to choose a long-distance telephone provider
- Hopping a freight train
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Common Heroes and how to deal with them
- How to fix the world
- How to speak English backwards
- How to de-porn your computer
- London Stansted Airport
- Buying Louis Vuitton bags
- Defogging your windshield
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to skin a rattlesnake
- How to change a diaper
- This is how the world ends: a love story
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Guileless childhood
- how do i make a backyard bomb
- Final Fantasy
- This is how fascism begins
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- Final Fantasy IX vs. My Chair
- I really wonder how ethical it is
- Warhammer fantasy battle
- how to file suit in Switzerland
- fantasy fucker_root (category)
- How the Terrorists Won the War
- How to make brown
- Those teen magazine quizzes are all the same
- Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- How's it hanging?
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- How to make love to a virgin
- if yesterday were tomorrow today
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- How to find your Desktop when using Win 3.1 apps under NT/95/98
- I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- I wish I were close
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
- How to add Everything to your personal toolbar
- To Jane: "The Keen Stars Were Twinkling"
- How to write an English paper and fail
- Trust Us, We're Experts
- The undoing of How to cook the perfect steak
- Mistakes we knew we were making
- How Pac-Man got his name
- A silence that escapes, how it plagues my wandering thought
- This morning, while you were still asleep
- The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
- How to catch a fly
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- Homemade household cleaning agents
- Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
- Sleeping with a great dane
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How to kick a football
- How interactive fiction works (part 3)
- How to pronounce Ls
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- Lighting a book match one-handed
- How to avoid jury duty
- Narcissists - How to cope with them
- Making bassoon reeds
- How Guph Visited the Whimsies
- Churches that tell you how to live
- It's How I Spell Ireland
- butterfly stroke
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How to lose weight
- Spanish pronunciation
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to draw the Colt M4A1
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How to beat the system in Monopoly
- How Eulenspiegel became a sexton
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
- How to spike your hair
- Substitutes for Love III
- How to remove the brain of a domesticated cat
- How to give yourself a manicure
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
- How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
- How to read "puzzlelink"
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How fish reproduce
- how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
- Boiling an egg over an open fire
- How to rejuvenate a dead battery
- How to grow a stalactite
- How to Deal
- How to write a history term paper
- Putting groceries in a paper bag
- How to walk using crutches
- How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to Live with a Neurotic Dog
- How to Surrender
- How to pull a pint
- How To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert
- How to put a crewmember aloft on a sailboat
- Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
- Making a bed
- How children and adolescents react to trauma
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
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