Findings:
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
- Automobile tire pressure
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- They think it's all over
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- never stop trying to capture the uncapturable. it helps us all.
- Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- All your 10 Base-T are belong to us
- Technological advancement that will destroy us all
- Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- how to keep your child safe with a stranger
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- Keeping your sugar daddy
- keep us fooled a little longer
- The polaroids that keep us together
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- All your Information are belong to us
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
- All About Us
- The Global Cloning Conspiracy that's Damned Us All
- All your base are belong to us
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- How To Keep Your Hose Kink Free
- How to Keep Playing Music In College
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Look where all this talking got us, baby
- if i keep moving they won't know
- Keep us away from us
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- How They Came to Bunbury
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Kids that age think they know it all
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- All Your Media Are Belong to Us
- How it all began
- They are all pretty but fading.
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- And they all just stood and stared
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
- Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- Blow Us All Away
- How naked are we going to get?
- this is how i'm going to die.
- If it keeps on raining, the levee is going to break
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- And the Sanders People Keep Going, and Going, and Going...
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
- How to keep a secret
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How advertisers reach us
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How to predict US vetoes
- How to keep salvia legal
- We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How To Keep Your Hoes Kink Free
- All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
- How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
- learn how to keep your heart open in hell
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Simple words, simple dreams
- Things you give people that they keep
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- Nature conspires to keep us ignorant
- you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
- Entropy catches up with all of us
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
- Death makes angels of us all
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- All sparks and melting everything around us
- They All Laughed
- God Hates Us All
- all the crooked secrets we keep in the cupboard
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
- it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
- I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
- Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
- Deck us all with Boston Charlie
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- How to check for fault codes on Chrysler cars
- How to check your car's fluids
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
- Collision avoidance technique
- Hey, how's it going?
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How it's Going to Be
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- Keep going. Keep breathing.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- How the US failed in China
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- seedless grapes
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- How to eat a banana and keep your dignity
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence
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