Findings:
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How television car chases influenced me
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- How Daniel explained it to me
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- That which does not kill me...
- She kills me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Please Kill Me
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- He taught me how to smoke
- kill me now (user)
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Surviving high school
- kill him dead; don't call me
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- Humane octopus killing
- kill me now_root (category)
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- Someone please kill me
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- My first comet
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How to kill brain cells
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- The time I nearly killed my friends
- kill me (user)
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to kill a vampire
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- How to DDoS your University's Engineering School
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- How to kill an eel
- She says kill. I say how many.
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- How to kill a Terminator
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How we killed Borges
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- It kills me to watch them go
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Cheating in high school math class
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- United States Army Airborne School
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- How to kill a Sim
- How to transfer Nursing Schools once you are already a Nurse
- nearly blinded the high school principal
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- How to create a high school band
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How to kill a mouse
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- You will see my face as I figure how to kill what I cannot catch
- How to kill a clown
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How to (nearly) link to external sites
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- 206
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- The Statue Got Me High
- How to find good nodes
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- How to Waltz
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- How to pronounce a French "R"
- Pleased to Meet Me
- How to find north
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- How interactive fiction works
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- How to give a hug
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Send Me
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- See Me Through Part II
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Don't tread on me
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Tell me another lie
- How to find a square root using ruler and compass
- Drown Me Not, You Cruel Tears
- How The Nome King Planned Revenge
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- Only Jesus can judge me
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- it beckons me, the call to write
- M4: how the counting loop works
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Books made me a person
- how to locate an earthquake's epicenter
- The stone that told me
- Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
- Jenny Kissed Me
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- How to read Japanese characters in E2
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- How that psychoanalyzed cat danced a waltz
- Mama, Do You Love Me?
- How is the information in DNA modified by metabolism?
- You Will Call Me Kompressor
- How to smoke
- Love me the way that I love you
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- A Better Version of Me
- Disabling the Content Advisor password in Internet Explorer
- Show me the mask that you hide beneath the mask that you wear
- Sitting on a water bed
- Could you have danced with me?
- How many grooves are on a record?
- The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
- hex kite
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- How to snort a lime
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- How to increase the volume of male ejaculate
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- How to make printed circuit boards
- Convince me to become a Pilot
- How to eat acorns
- Abide With Me
- How the scientists discovered magic
- Liver, come back to me
- Washing the interior windshield of a car
- You and Me
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- Love Me Tender
- How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
- let's try me (user)
- Butchering a dog
- can u c me i guess n (user)
- How to shoot a rock band
- The way you look at me gives me butterflies
- How to grow your hair long
- How to clean a bathroom
- Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
- How to turn around in the street
- frell me dead
- How to Manage Your DICK
- See? It likes me!
- How High
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
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