A snack food made by Hostess, they are hickory flavoured potato sticks. Remarkably, the brown and yellow packaging hasn't changed in as long as I can remember. I also don't know anyone else who eats them, but I think they're nummers.

Ingredients: Specially selected potatoes, hydrogenated vegetable oil or vegetable oil, seasoning (salt, wheat flour, torula yeast, soy flour, monosodium glutamate, spices, natural and artifical flavour, malic acid, colour {contains tartrazine}, sulphates)

Mmmmmmmmm floor pie.