Guido
= G =
gumby
guiltware /gilt'weir/ n.
1. A piece of freeware
decorated with a message telling one how long and hard the author
worked on it and intimating that one is a no-good freeloader if one
does not immediately send the poor suffering martyr gobs of money.
2. A piece of shareware that works.
--The Jargon File version 4.3.1, ed. ESR, autonoded by rescdsk.