Girlfriends are basically just really good porn

Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once	The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even	Did You Fuck Her?	Oh, oh, oh to touch and feel virgin girls vaginas and hymens
I used to fuck people like you in prison	Troll for the Ages	Stealing your best friend's girlfriend	Jane's Fighting Nodes
I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.	If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off	Touch the Puppy	Exes can be good things
Gnutella users have poor taste in film	goatse	The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of	I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X	Porn for Everyone	The mutual problem of Christians and feminists	The Raven (The Edgar Allan Porn version)
Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?	I fell in love with her first	The Good Ramen-Ya	What NT in Windows NT really stands for

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