Findings:

• desperate recipes
• An attempt at a heavy metal themed bodice ripper
• Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• United States Presidential assassination attempts
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• In which I attempt more puns
• it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
• desperate
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
• Desperate Dan
• Debunking the myth of a desperate software labor shortage
• Desperate Living
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• Desperate Housewives
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• Desperate (user)
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• You are a kitchen tyrant and I threw out those potato chips as a desperate gambit for your affection
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• One last desperate hope
• You smell desperate. I like that about you.
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• Attempt to gog
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• Random House assists the attempted gay overthrow of established world order...probably.
• My first comet
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• An Attempt to Intellectualize Superficiality
• attempt
• New England: A Puritan attempt at a Model Society
• attempted murder
• Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
• Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
• Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
• The assassination attempt on Chen Shui-bian and Annette Lu
• attempted rape
• Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• An attempt at accountancy porn

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