evarlast

You never know when you might get strange, muscular visitors... that is why I call meself evarlast. (lie)
I liked the irish rap group House of Pain back in Jr. High and High School BBSing days and the nick evarlast stuck. (truth)
owns a porshe 911. (lie)
co-owns xmtp.net (truth)
hasn't explored everything enough to be writing this. (truth)
eats monkey cum (lie)
above is a poor Brain Candy reference (truth)
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