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dog haiku

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Dog breed categories	WOOF!	I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens	Non-sporting dog
I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon	2038 problem	Gimme some of that Jizzum	Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck	butt	dipsomaniac's haiku	Love That Dog
Woof! Bonk.	I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off	woof	pot-bellied pig
Cats	Haiku	roodle	German Shepherd
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!	B.S. your way through Spanish	The theory that women prefer assholes	Transform Scratch

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