Findings:

• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Why did the chicken cross the playground?
• Let's not, and say we did
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Why did the girl fall off the swing?
• Did I do that?
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• She thought about giving him her heart
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• better off with him than here with me
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• How did we come to this?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• As a matter of fact I did invent the Internet
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• I was Chris to him
• him da best (user)
• Holy Christ, Batman! They've nailed him up there!
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Can I eat him, boss?
• A day without him is three months long
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
• God overrules Supreme Court verdict
• How did I miss the recruiter?
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• A Big Boy Did It and Ran Away
• What They Did To the Desert People
• as much as time to him reveals
• Is she really going out with him?
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Atli bids the Giukings to him
• I hadn't told him
• you can't love him anymore.
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
• He did very little harm
• Did the backstory for Atomsk come from Mr Roboto?
• Did you know facts
• Well, what happened? Did she succeed?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Inspiring Him
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• Grunge did not fail and is not dead
• Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• A tramp did it
• Why did the United States invade Iraq in 2003?
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Divine hunger sustains him
• To the Not Impossible Him
• To Him She Is A Beauty
• A poem for when I loved him
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• threaten
• Using headphones as a microphone
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• Did Ronald Reagan end the Cold War?
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• did you ever wonder (user)
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
• Lui: A View of Him
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• The Butler Did it, Again
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• How did I end up here?
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• Where Did The Days Go?
• Simpsons Did It!
• i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• kill him dead; don't call me
• a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
• i smile at him
• i told him to write poetry on my arms
• did
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• we were polite, we did not fall apart
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Kissing Him
• How much pain did you cause?
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• What I Did On My Vacation
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Why Did Grandpa Die?
• I saw what you did there
• You want that I should rough him up?
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• A day without him is three years long
• o come let us adore him
• Play him off, Keyboard Cat
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• What did you do for your mother today?
• Did Aum Shinrikyo set off a nuclear bomb in Western Australia in 1993?
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• All you ever did was let it happen
• For Him I Sing
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Worship Him
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• The train never did come that day
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• Jesus did not speak English
• We did not make this up
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Tell him, she told me
• For the god threatens and punishes the stupid men
• My Way
• What did Jesus look like?
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
• Since when did you respect anything?
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
• As Nature Made Him
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• To Know Him Is to Love Him
• Professionals HATE him!
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• Did Nostradamus predict the French Revolution?
• I did not say it would make sense
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• The last time I did blotter acid, and why
• Just give him the damned fish
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?

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