New Boyfriend: So, how many people have you had sex with?

Me: Oh gosh... (pauses for a minute, eyes half-squint and upcast) I'd say a hundred or more.

New Boyfriend: (surprized) A Hundred?????

Me: (wince) Well, yeah - I've been at this for almost 10 years. How many have you had sex with?

New Boyfriend: 3... (thinks) 5... (thinks...) 6.

Me: Is that your final answer? How would you define sex anyway?

New Boyfriend:I dunno...

Me: (whisper's in NB's ear)

New Boyfriend: OH!!!! I'd say a hundred or more.

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