I think I'm gonna kick it old-school Wikipedia style with a bulleted trivia list:
- Being raised as a good conservative Catholic boy only delayed my emergence as a good communist atheist woman. In my view, everyone should have seen this coming, and the first sign was that I don't need glasses but everyone else in my family has had them since elementary school.
- My first two dresses were obviously from Hot Topic.
- I'm a corporate hacker. What?
- I haven't written much in awhile, but I'm still reading. It's always 2 AM somewhere.