se·fál·ic au·to·mo·tíl·i·ty, n.

The automatic swing of the head when an automobile comes into view that is identical to the one driven by the person whom you love, hate, or are otherwise obsessed with.

Can be accompanied by a sudden burst of coronary fibrillation, and a delayed reaction of You know that's not em, silly.

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