Principia Discordia, 5th Edition
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Jack Black's note: I'm just going to give you the low down on this, the Everything2 setup does not lend itself well to this subject.

PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR

Seasons
  1. Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
  2. Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
  3. Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
  4. Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
  5. The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse
Days of the Week*
  1. Sweetmorn
  2. Boomtime
  3. Pungenday
  4. Prickle-Prickle
  5. Setting Orange
(* The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements: sweet, boom, pungent, prickle, and orange)

HOLYDAYS

  1. APOSTLE HOLYDAYS
    1. Mungday
    2. Mojoday
    3. Syaday
    4. Zaraday
    5. Maladay
    Each occurs on the 5th day of the Season
  2. SEASON HOLYDAYS
    1. Chaoflux
    2. Discoflux
    3. Confuflux
    4. Bureflux
    5. Afflux
    Each occurs on the 50th day of each Season
  3. ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos.

Cal"en*dar (?), n. [OE. kalender, calender, fr. L. kalendarium an interest or account book (cf. F. calendrier, OF. calendier) fr. L. calendue, kalendae, calends. See Calends.]

1.

An orderly arrangement of the division of time, adapted to the purposes of civil life, as years, months, weeks, and days; also, a register of the year with its divisions; an almanac.

2. Eccl.

A tabular statement of the dates of feasts, offices, saints' days, etc., esp. of those which are liable to change yearly according to the varying date of Easter.

3.

An orderly list or enumeration of persons, things, or events; a schedule; as, a calendar of state papers; a calendar of bills presented in a legislative assemblly; a calendar of causes arranged for trial in court; a calendar of a college or an academy.

Shepherds of people had need know the calendars of tempests of state.

Bacon.

Calendar clock, one that shows the days of the week and month. -- Calendar month. See under Month. -- French Republican calendar. See under Vendémiaire. -- Gregorian calendar, Julian calendar, Perpetual calendar. See under Gregorian, Julian, and Perpetual.

 

© Webster 1913.


Cal"en*dar, v. t. [Imp. & p. p. Calendared (?); p. pr. & vb. n. Calendaring.]

To enter or write in a calendar; to register.

Waterhouse.

 

© Webster 1913.

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