It smells amazingly nasty, makes unpleasant noises, and, in cases where it's you, it hurts like all get out.

Rational courses of action when you experience your own flesh burning follow:

Other people will give you the advice of, "Don't set yourself on fire."

This, my friend, is truly wise.

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