A black helicopter is a very useful
weapons platform to mount Beable Industries Mind Control Lasers on.
The black helicopter is silent, and almost invisible. We keep one
hovering over the White House at
all times in case we have a sudden
mind control need. Other Beable Industries black helicopters are
stationed at Buckingham Palace, the
Vatican, the Kremlin and many other
strategic locations that we can't tell you about. Or else we'd have to kill you.