A man who has a very, very deep bass voice. A basso profundo is able to serve as a functional foghorn. He can start small earthquakes and scare common household pests out of the house. Women flock to his side to feed him peeled grapes.

Under normal circumstances, I can hit mighty low notes, but right now, I got a wicked cold, so my voice goes even lower, and in the mornings, right after I get out of bed, I got the basso profundo thang down tight.

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