Spinal Tap singer/guitarist David St. Hubbins' description of gorillas at the zoo, of whom he maintains "they can talk, but they can't swear." (From a scene deleted from the original release of This Is Spinal Tap but included on the 2000 videotape re-release and presumably the DVD as well.)

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